The Potty Dance 6/18/10
Basically I have had a lifelong crush on Jamie Lee Curtis ever since I saw her in the movie, “Halloween” in the 1970's. ok ok... to tell you the truth I never could bring myself to watch THAT particular movie until I was way into my 30's...BUT my crush on her grew with every movie she was in after that, and most particular the one in 1994 called, "True Lies" with which she appeared with our current Governator. Anyhow.... when I saw her make her commercial about the yogurt Activia....I thought to myself, "Self, I'll have to try that crap!" Little did I know that the word crap would come back to haunt me....and my dog. See, my dog Blue has always loved yogurt, cheese and ice cream. So every time I have a little dairy he gets some. Neither of us are lactose in tolerant so I never gave it a thought that THIS particular yogurt would be any different than the rest we have tried.
What I am trying to say here is that they need to put a very strong warning label on Activia... and it needs to read like this: " Never EVER NEVER!!… did I say NEVER EVER give this to you dog!" NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put it this way...not only did it clean out me and my colon but it cleaned out the colon of my beloved pooch as well...and it kept on cleaning and cleaning and cleaning....
It started at 3am in the morning and lasted until the following night. In fact our colons were so well timed that as soon as I got the call we both looked at each other and we ran for the toilet...he to the outside grass and me to the bathroom. The potty dance as I would like to refer to it, for both our colons were in perfect Synchronization. Needless to say, my crush on Jamie Lee has been tarnished. I now see her happy bubbly eat this yogurt commercial with disdain and suspicion. And I don't think I really like her gray hair...hum....
Michael Larson 6/18/10
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