Hey ya’ll! I’m Paula Dean and on today’s show we will be having Fried Pork Chops along with my Mamas famous Apple Dumpling Pie and fried grits….Yes, I am back on the tread mill watching the food network again here at Club that is not number two. I have been at this now for two months and instead of loosing the intended 10 pounds I have gained five. Something is terribly wrong with my work out plan but I just can not figure it out. I am at the pool daily lounging around the hot tub working on my tan. But the pounds are just not coming off. Hm. I guess I need take the gym up on those two free work out sessions with a trainer, but they are all so intimidating. I mean they all are in perfect shape and I secretly think they all came out of the womb genetically perfect and if they did not workout they would still never need to. You all know the type. But the rest of us have to pass up the chocolate chip cookies and the ice cream. Even on those so called cheat days. HA! That’s a joke, cheat days. Cheats days were invented to give the dieter a ray of light at the end of the veracious dark tunnel of dieting. Eat sensible through out the week and you can look forward to eating anything you want on you own personal cheat day. Well, mine is a Boss Burger at Fosters Freeze with fried mushrooms on the side. Maybe I have two many cheat days? Anyway, I am on the treadmill and I glance over and I see this man next to me and I notice he has, well shall I say it, Man Boobs. Then in horror I realize it’s my reflection in the window. I can not believe it! I am at the age where I am battling man boobs? It must have been that tofu diet I went on last year. Of course right after that they come out with another study that men should not eat too much tofu because it causes estrogen to go bonkers in a man’s body. Great, now what do I do. I was thinking of lipo suction but what if they suck out something I may need later? Like my man hood?! I can just see my self waking up on the operating table and hearing the doc say, uh, I think there’s something stuck in the suction tube. So there goes that idea. I guess I will just have to accept that I am at the age I am at and live with it. The way things are aging I am sure Depends are just around the corner. After writing this I set an appointment with Marcus my new trainer. We shall see, we shall see. (I wrote this over a year ago, and I did lose the intended 10 pounds, and still losing). I did this by going off of some meds that promoted weight gain, and cutting all my calories in half). 12-10-11
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